"Fore": That's one hell of a rant.
Jill: ...  |
| — Jill's reaction |
Jill: Was this last saturday? |
| — Jill's second reaction |
Men prefer “Christmas Cakes”, study reveals is an article published by The Augmented Eye. And it includes two versions that will show depending on your decisions of the day.
Transcript[]
For the longest time, the term “Christmas Cake” referred to women aged 26 or above, who are regarded as undesirable -- just like a Christmas cake that ceases being useful after December 25th.
But men around Glitch City apparently have developed a sweet tooth.
“Who doesn’t like a mature woman?” Todd, 19, told The Augmented Eye. “They have all the necessary experience already and plus, I’m soooo tired of spoiled, immature girls doing stupid sh*t. I say bring on the hot office ladies!”
Jill, 27, is confused. “Christmas what? Is that like the opposite of Beefcake?” After discovering the real meaning, she launched into an hour-long rant. "I'll let you know pencil skirts are the best!"
If Alma gets drunk this last part changes to:[]
Alma Armas, 29, is pleased. “About damn time. I’m tired of those highschool fuckers stealing the cute boys,” After a 30-minute rant, she concluded, “THEY TOOK OUR BOOYYYS!”
Trivia[]
- This is the only article that change its contents depending on whether or not a character gets drunk (Alma in this case)